When Satnam and I were in high school, on weekdays after class we would get together at one of our houses, spread our books across the dining room table and do our homework. We would snack on somosas or muffins depending on whose mother’s kitchen we were blanketing with our large biology, math and physics textbooks.
“You boys must have hollow legs,” my mother would say, using the familiar euphemism to describe our teenage-mutant-ninja-boy hunger.
Satnam’s mother, who had come to Canada from India when she was 20 and spoke English only as a second language, would say things like, “Ooh. You boys eat so much. You very hungry. Eat more, more.”
I had to learn how to say “enough” in Punjabi (“bus“), though I seldom used it, so hollow were my legs.
It was not only our hunger for food that was insatiable, but also our hunger for knowledge. We would get into a rhythm of reading and writing and discussing and eating and just continue on like that for hours. We were like sponges soaking up the print off the pages of our books. We were like amoeba, covering things and sucking them into ourselves through the process of phagocytises.
We learned from each other too, not just from our books. He would edit my papers and I would edit his. When I didn’t understand a math problem, he explained it and when he couldn’t remember the different cellular devices, I taught him my acronym. We were a homework machine, a learning team.
In grade 12 Satnam was elected valedictorian and as part of his responsibilities he had to write a speech. I remember reading that speech before he read it in front of our classmates and their families on a small stage in the middle of the local rink. I remember telling him how much I liked it.
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Earlier this year I did a story on a popular country music group that was passing through town for the last time. It was to be my first piece published in the university newspaper. The editor told me to feel free to have some fun with it, so I did. I wrote in the first person, as I do almost every time I am given the choice, and poked fun at the crowd of urban cowboys that had gathered to watch the show.
I was excited when I saw it in the flesh, my very first piece, with my name right below the headline. I’ll admit it, I was proud. So, I emailed the pdf off to my close friends and family.
A couple of days later I got this email from Satnam:
“Good stuff buddy. I recognize a few sentences. Keep it up!”
But what was he talking about? And then I saw it.
Just like that my pride turned to embarrassment. There it was, probably the best line in Satnam’s speech right in the middle of my story. I thought to myself, “How the hell did that get there?” I was truly surprised– not like the time I snuck a peak at my neighbours physics test and got a note from the teacher asking me why I had answered question number 18 in question 15’s spot (oops– lesson learned).
I wrote Satnam back thanking him for the praise, but skirting the suggested plagiarism issue. But it did get me thinking. Was I guilty of plagiarism? I hadn’t intended to use Satnam’s words, but I did. They just spilled out of my head the morning after the concert. I didn’t question where they had come from because they fit so well. I just spat them out.
Reading David Carpenter’s “Hoovering to Byzantium,” helped me wrap my head around my unintentional copying. Carpenter suggests that writers are like Hoover vacuum cleaners in that they don’t discriminate against what they suck up. Just as a vacuum inhales small objects without stopping to check where they‘re dust bunnies or toys, so does a writer collect his material in an indiscriminate manner. Kind of like an amoeba, just oozing along until it happens upon some lumpy object and then enveloping it. Kind of like a sponge soaking up any kind of liquid. Kind of like a couple of hungry teenage boys after school, blindly stuffing their faces with literally anything mom puts in front of them while their eyes move from side to side down the pages of a textbook.
So, if it’s not too late, I’d like to attribute that line to my friend Satnam. He said it so well and he said it first.